emotion-deluxe:

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

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gunnyryan:

just-shower-thoughts:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

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rook-the-painter:

catchymemes:

Credit: https://imgur.com/gallery/4LXnrWO

Original comic: https://www.buttersafe.com/2019/03/21/the-water-cycle/

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

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asbesitos:

asbesitos:

pics that make you go harrumph

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seriousjones:

when you walk down the aisle to kiss your wife for the first time

later that night when you get to kiss her in your PJs

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violetgec:

socialistexan:

anarcho-smarmyism:

holding out for that silver lining

likes charge reblogs cast

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daydreamodyssey:

caprisunsport:

you go to hometown buffet and you see a completely normal couple enjoying breakfast, the boyfriend is wearing an ed edd n eddy shirt and hes cutting a slice of french toast

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mork-borg:

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